BENSALEM TOWNSHIP 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: 2013 EDITION

HERE IT IS BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT!!

ON THE _______ DAY OF CHRISTMAS THE TOWNSHIP GAVE TO ME…

1. AN ILLEGALLY FOUNDED FIRE COMPANY

2. TWO GHOST EMPLOYEES

3. THREE YEARS OF DEFICITS

4. FOUR FIRE TRUCKS FOR 222

5. FIVE CRONY COUNCIL MEMBERS

6. SIX SUSPICIOUS DEATHS (THREE OF THEM ARE FEMALES!)

7. SEVEN USELESS MOTORCYCLE COPS

8. EIGHT SHOT UP PIGEONS

9. NINE YEARS TO BUILD A GYM

10. TEN PLUS MILLION DOLLARS PROFIT IN ADDICTION

11. ELEVEN “LITTLE DICTATORS” FACING LAWSUITS

12. TWELVE WIFE SWAPPING COPS


MERRY CHRISTMAS HAMAN AND "YOUR MAJESTY"!!!!