YOU MIGHT LIVE IN BENSALEM

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YOU'VE ALL HEARD OF JEFF FOXWORTHY'S YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK?? WELL, HERE'S THE LATEST VERSION, CALLED YOU MIGHT LIVE IN BENSALEM!! SEE IF YOU CAN RECOGNIZE THESE, AND ADD ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF.

YOU MIGHT LIVE IN BENSALEM
Your kept awake by a giant billboard at PARX Casino
You have to go to an Olympic Training Center to cross Street Road.
You can cook a 3 minute egg, while waiting for a left turn arrow to change
You don't know whether a loud noise, could be the sonic boom of an airplane, illegal fireworks any given weekend, or the blowing up of a meth lab.
Your police force spends more time at Dunkin Donuts, Krispy Kreme, WAWA, Michaels Restaurant, and Scruples, than doing their job.
Your Public Safety Director spends more time obsessing over an honorable fire company, its fire boat, and former chief's, than properly running his own police force.
You have paid fire fighters who commit criminal acts and get away with it.
Your school district has its own employees stealing from it.
The only mayor you've ever known, is a seventy something person with a bad dye job, and rosacea.
Your township tax dollars went toward expanding a section of Galloway Rd., for "his majesty's" personal convenience.
You have a paid fire department established against township ordinances, and its leadership REFUSES to let anyone see the grant it was financed with.
The most notable landmarks in the town, are a water tower, a crumbling $5 million dollar fire training center, and an ugly green horse head.