A LITTLE CHUCKLE TO MAKE YOUR DAY (FOR THOSE WITH A REAL SENSE OF HUMOR ONLY!!)

This is a hoot!!

An airplane is about to crash; there were 5 passengers on
board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, Holly Madison said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to
die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger, John McCain, says, "I'm a Senator, and a
decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United
States of America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

The third passenger, Mayor Joe DiGirolamo said, "I am the Mayor of
the Bensalem and I am the smartest ever in the history of
America, some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he
grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have
lived a full life
and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let
you have the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a
parachute left for you. America's smartest Mayor took
my schoolbag."

“Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall”
Proverbs 16:18

IT'S A LONG WAY DOWN "YOUR MAJESTY"!!