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I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS AND HAD TO RE-POST. I ALSO ADDED A FEW NEW ITEMS, AND EXPANDED ON SOME OLDER ONES. :)

YOU MIGHT LIVE IN BENSALEM
Your kept awake by a giant billboard at PARX Casino
You have to go to an Olympic Training Center to cross Street Road.
You can cook a 3 minute egg, while waiting for a left turn arrow to change
You don't know whether a loud noise, could be the sonic boom of an airplane, illegal fireworks on any given weekend, or the blowing up of a meth lab.
Your police force spends more time at Dunkin Donuts, Krispy Kreme, WAWA, Michaels Restaurant, and Scruples, than doing their job.
When multiple sex crimes go uninvestigated, allowing sexual predators to roam free.
Your Public Safety Director spends more time obsessing over an honorable fire company, its fire boat, and former chief's, than properly running his own police force.
Your town has multiple lawsuits against it, due to its corrupt, incompetent Public Safety Director.
You have paid fire fighters and cops who commit criminal acts and get away with it.
You Have a Tax Increase to support THREE Ambulances, but Only TWO are seen on the Road.
Your school district has its own employees stealing from it for OVER 10 years.
The only mayor you've ever known, is a seventy something person with a bad dye job, and rosacea.
Your township tax dollars went toward expanding a section of Galloway Rd., for "his majesty's" personal convenience.
You have a paid fire department established against township ordinances, and its leadership still REFUSES to let anyone see the grant it was financed with.
The most notable landmarks in the town are a water tower, a crumbling $5 million dollar fire training center, and an ugly green horse head.
Your town gets $11 Million plus from PARX Casino, and so much more in taxes, but we keep having deficits.