BENSALEM'S NEW THEME SONG

IN LIGHT OF BENSALEM'S INFAMOUS NOTORIETY, I CAME UP WITH A THEME SONG FOR IT. IT'S ENTITLED "FRED AND JOEY D WHERE YOU?", ND IT'S SUNG TO THE TUNE OF THE TV SERIES THEME SONG: "CAR 54 WHERE ARE YOU??"

There a fire at the tower, 222’s a messy sight
The horse head at Parx is gone, and Street Rd. is jammed up tight
Trying to look good for the cute reporter
While they spend money like water
Fred and Joey D where are youuuuu?