YOU MIGHT LIVE IN BENSALEM IF…

You’re kept awake by a giant billboard, and ugly green horse’s head, at PARX Casino
You have a town with NO Emergency Management Plan!!!
You have a High School Gym built behind schedule, over budget, and improperly.
Your school district has its own employees stealing from it for OVER 10 years, but no one sees any jail time
Your police force spends more time at Dunkin Donuts, Krispy Kreme, WAWA, Michaels Restaurant, Scruples, etc. than doing their job.
When multiple sex crimes go UN-investigated, allowing sexual predators to roam free.
Your Public Safety Director spends more time obsessing over an honorable fire company, its fire boat, and former chief’s, than properly running his own police force.
Your town has multiple lawsuits against it, due to that same Public Safety Director.
You have paid fire fighters and cops who commit criminal acts and get away with it.
You Have a Tax Increase to support THREE Ambulances, but Only TWO are seen on the Road.
You try to create a new “Fire Administrator” position for an illegally founded paid fire department.
You have a paid fire department established against township ordinances, and its leadership still REFUSES to let anyone see the grant it was financed with.
The most notable landmark in town is a crumbling $5 million dollar fire training center, known as the “great white elephant”
Your town STILL gets $11 Million plus from PARX Casino, and so much more in taxes, but continues having deficits.

IF ANY OF YOU CAN THINK OF MORE, FEEL FREE TO ADD THEM!!