CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE NARCISSIST KIND

WHILE MY HUBBY AND I WERE AT CHURCH YESTERDAY, I HAD A RATHER 'UNIQUE' ENCOUNTER WITH ONE LT. EDWARD KISSELBACK III. I KNOW, I KNOW. THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO, BLEEECH!!
IT BEGAN, WITH HIM CALLING MY NAME, WHICH  WHEN I DON'T IMMEDIATELY KNOW SOMEONE, CREEPS ME OUT TO BEGIN WITH, BUT WHEN I WAS ABLE TO RECOGNIZE HIM, I WANTED TO BARF! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL TO PUT IT PLAINLY, THIS MAN CLAIMS TO BE SAVED, BUT I SEE ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE OF THIS (THIS WAS ESPECIALLY OBVIOUS WHEN I ENCOUNTERED HIM TWICE IN 2009.), AND STILL DON'T. NOW I WON'T NAME THE CHURCH, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THEM HURT, BUT LET'S JUST SAY I HAD A FEELING HE WAS GOING THERE FOR THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS AND THIS CONFIRMED IT.

MAY FAVE STATEMENT FROM HIM, AFTER FINDING OUT WHO HE WAS, WAS "YOU'VE WRITEN ABOUT ME ENOUGH.", WHICH MADE ME CRACK UP INSIDE. IT MADE ME REALIZE THAT I MUST BE REALLY GETTING TO HIM. YOU SEE, HE'S JUST AS GUILTY AS SHERRIFF LOBO AND DEPUTY PERKINS, BECAUSE LIKE THEM, HE CAN'T TELL THE TRUTH TO SAVE HIS LIFE. I ALSO HAVE A FEELING THAT THE LT. DOESN'T LIKE SHERRIFF LOBO AND DEPUTY PERKINS TOO WELL, AND I HAVE A FEELING WHY. SNAKES USUALLY DEVOUR OTHER SNAKES. A WORD OF ADVICE FOR YOU LIEUTENANT:
REMEMBER WHAT PROVERBS 10:9 SAYS:
People with integrity walk safely,
    but those who follow crooked paths will be exposed.