Some Well Known Quotes From Fred "Haman" Harran

Here are some rather "Interesting" statements made by Haman, over the last couple of years.

"We're not the morality police and we're not the parent police. And unfortunately I'm not in charge of reproduction in the Delaware Valley."

Hey Haman:
On behalf of EVERY sane woman in the Delaware Valley, We are SO glad you're not in charge of reproduction here.

"We've got neighbor disputes all over the place," he added. "Everybody has to learn to play well in the sandbox."

Play in the same sandbox?? How is that possible, when you're the one dumping dirt on us??

"I know that its a part of African American culture to come outside and watch when someone is being arrested by the police".

Really Brilliant, Haman. Now you'll claim the "N____ smell like burnt Popcorn" remark never existed.

If you think they're a riot, how about these concerning Susan Finkelstein:
So how long did this sweet talking last?
"It was quick," said Harran. "About as long as it takes Chase Utley to throw somebody out at second base."
And what did the ticket holder look like?
"Probably a cute guy if I was a woman," replied Harran.
But when the cute cop clamped handcuffs on Finkelstein, Harran said, "I guess she realized she's not going to the World Series."
"You shouldn't be desperate to sell yourself for some Phillies tickets," said Harran. "I would hope that nobody else would do something like this."

Funny thing Haman, she NEVER prostituted herself, nor did she attempt to. Fortunately, it took a state supreme court judge to see this.

Here is my all time favorite:
"I just love spying on people. I get a kick out of it!"

I think the DOJ and the PA Attorney General's Office will LOVE that one!! :)

Keep 'Em Coming Haman!!

BTW... When are you going to tell the truth and clear Union Fire Company's good name???