For Adults with a Sense of Humor ONLY!

I thought this little joke might make everyone's day.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Anthony Weiner, John Edwards, Pat Ponticelli and Fred Harran all died and were standing before the Lord. Arnold goes first, and God tells him, "Arnold Schwarzenegger, you have sinned against me! As punishment for what you did to your wife, you will spend the rest of eternity chained to a wall, while covered with honey and fire ants eating away at you!" In an instant, Arnold was butt naked, with honey and fire ants all over him chained to a wall in hell screaming for all to hear.

A trembling, Anthony Weiner comes before the Lord, kicking and screaming between two strong angels, when God says to him, "Anthony Weiner, you have sinned against me! As punishment for your taking pictures of yourself, and your "wiener", I am going to turn you into a giant hot dog in a bun, to be chased by all kinds of wild animals, and eaten by them for eternity!" In a flash, Anthony was a literal hot Dog on a bun, and animals of every kind were tearing away at his "meaty" flesh.

Cowering, John Edwards comes before the Lord, and tries to speak, but a great big "SILENCE!" comes from the heavenly throne." John Edwards, you despicable little man, you cheated on your wife Elizabeth, WHILE SHE HAD CANCER, got your mistress pregnant, and tried to cover it up, using campaign money!! For this heinous act, I am going to give you leprosy and AIDS, so no one will want anything to do with you! Instantly, Edwards then screams horribly, as his skin becomes white as a ghost, with fingers and toes falling off, and hideous red boil like marks began to appear everywhere on his body!
At this point, Harran and Ponticelli, totally terrified, try in vain to hide from the Lord's presence, but in an instant, Lindsey Lohan, and Kim Kardashian appears, and God says, "Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian you both have sinned...."
Oh well!!