George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and
Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and
ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling
back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and
talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost
is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush
gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him
that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and
asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil
smiles and replies:
" Since Obama took over, the country has gone to
hell, so it's a local call."
This site, originally dedicated to exposing the corruption of Bensalem Township officials, and its police force, has now expanded. As such, this blog, will not only focus on local issues, but also County, state, and national, of BOTH parties!So buckle up people, it’s gonna get interesting!!
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