INTRODUCING.......

THE KISS HIS MAJESTY, HENRY VIII'S BEHIND FESTIVAL!!! ANOTHER YEAR, AND OTHER ULTIMATE RE-ELECTION STUNT BY HIS MAJESTY. JUST WONDERING A FEW THINGS PERTAINING TO THIS SPECIAL DAY, IN PARTICULAR WHY IT'S HELD DURING A TIME WHEN ORTHODOX JEWS ARE UNABLE TO ATTEND?? YOU CLAIM OT BE SO COMMUNITY MINDED WITH YOU THEME OF "SERVICE, SERVICE SERVICE" , BUT YOU FAIL TO SERVE THE ONES WHO REALLY COUNT ON YOU THE MOST, BY DENYING THEM THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE, AND FALSELY LABELING THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD "DANGEROUS" AND ALLOWING BIGOTED, RACIST INDIVIDUALS AS POLICE OFFICERS WITHIN THIS TOWN, TO TERRORIZE AN ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD. EVEN WORSE, YOU ALLOW YOUR OWN PUBLIC SAFETY DIRECTOR TO VIOLATE THE 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHTS OF AN HONORABLE FIRE COMPANY, BY SLANDERING AND MALIGNING IT, AS WELL AS ITS CHIEFS AND THEIR FAMILIES, AND CREATING A SENSE OF FEAR WITHIN THE FIRE SERVICE OF THIS TOWN.
EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS TO US YOUR MAJESTY!!
http://bensalem.patch.com/groups/around-town/p/car-show-registration-open-for-fall-festival