HEY BTPD, YOU SHOULD TRY THIS!!!

Saw this online, and on the news and had to share! 😂😂😂 

Personally, I think this is a GREAT way to fight crime, and get the ultimate revenge on your scummy ex!

Yesterday kicked off the month for celebrating the love in your life. And we don’t want you to forget those ex’s that did you wrong either!

Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have outstanding warrants? Do you have information that they are driving with drugs in their car? Give us a call with their location and we’ll take care of the rest.

This Valentine’s Day Month-long Special starts off with a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay in luxurious accommodations and professional glamour shots that will be posted on online for all to enjoy. This special is capped off with a special Valentine’s dinner.

We know this special is so incredible that you may be tempted to provide additional referrals. We don't blame you, this special is too sweet to pass up. Operators are standing by!

We copied this from a Sheriff in eastern NC. Seems like an excellent program to us!

(Laugh all you want, but someone reading this is about to call us and give someone up!)

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MY RESPONSE TO THE GOLDEN CORRAL BRAWL

Excuse Me "Your Majesty"...

 https://fb.watch/aRoSVl4KsN/ 

Where's the Man from U.N.C.L.E. background??

INTRODUCING: BOMBOGENESIS 2022.....

 AND HIS SISTER BIMBO!!! 

Sorry, but I just couldn't resist!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

I see that His Majesty has made the official "disaster declaration" regarding this upcoming snowstorm, and I just couldn't resist but to post these precious gems from my vault!

STAY SAFE AND SANE GANG!!!

IF ONLY THIS WOULD BE DONE IN THE BTPD

https://youtu.be/MOnvqW68mjM

Because if it had, A.A. would be in jail!!! 

A WORD OF ADVICE TO OUR NEW PUBLIC SAFETY DIRECTOR

Woke up this morning to learn that His Majesty appointed (I say this because there was no effort to find someone qualified for this position from the outside.) a new public safety director, and to say that I'm not surprised over this, would be an understatement. However, I am surprised at the person that is now the new public safety director, so I want to give him a chance to excel at the position that he has been entrusted with. That being said, I have a few pieces of advice to give to him, and I pray that he will listen to what I say.

To start with Director McVey, I highly encourage you to make sure that you are doing your job not just to the best of your ability, but with honor and integrity. This means, don't become political in any way shape or form, but remain neutral, by doing your job! You can start to perform your duties with such honor and integrity, by first of all refusing to be his majesty's puppet, and not allow yourself to be bullied, coerced, or intimidated by him, into doing and/or saying anything that is illegal or immoral. Do not allow him to have you show any special favoritism towards anyone that His Majesty is friends with, to keep them from facing any legal action, but make certain that you treat everyone in this town who has any legal issues with the police, the same way.

Secondly, do not succumb to any form of adultery, especially wife swapping, and while you're at it, get rid of the wife swapping crew that is in the department. I say this, because you know this goes on, and you know that this is true. Thirdly, you can also succeed in being a true, honorable, and proper public safety director, by getting rid of the racist, gladiator cops, that are in your ranks. This includes any high-ranking police officer, who commits any type of crime while wearing the badge. A good example of this would be a previous Sergeant, who was not only involved in the sinful activity of adultery (wife swapping), but also committed some serious questionable criminal activities, including trying to interfere with a police investigation.

If you have any questions or concerns Director McVey, you are more than welcome to contact me. As a matter of fact I would love to get together with you, and have a cup of coffee so that we can discuss this. This way you know, I have no ill will towards you, nor would I ever. My only prayer and hope, is that you do your job with the true honor and integrity that it should be done in.

A MAJOR WARNING ⚠️

https://www.buckscountycouriertimes.com/story/news/2022/01/04/ex-morrisville-cop-michael-pitcher-gets-prison-harassing-bucks-couple/9092201002/

This is what will happen to ANY BTPD Police Department official, who blatantly abuses their power!