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Friday, May 10, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
The Four Police Dogs!
This was something I saw on Cop Humor, and had to share. Remind you of anyone else we know??
At a local federal property canine training assembly, four different
canine law enforcement handlers were each bragging about how smart their
respective dogs were. The first handler was an Army Military Police
soldier, the second handler was a Deputy Sheriff, the third handler was a
local Police Officer and the fourth handler was an FBI Agent.
To show off, the MP called his
canine, 'Rambo, do your stuff.' Rambo pranced around in a field and
soon returned with a handkerchief he had found in a pile of brush.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Deputy Sheriff
said his canine could do better. He called his canine and said, 'Buford,
do your stuff.' Buford went out into the nearby field and promptly dug
up an old bone. Everyone agreed that was good.
But the local
Police Officer said his canine could do better. He called his canine and
said 'Starsky, do your stuff.' Starsky ran out in the field and dug
around for several minutes and came back with a human skull.
Everyone agreed that was pretty darn good. They also realized that they
were on federal property and now they had an apparent crime scene burial
site. The three canine handlers turned to the FBI Agent and said, 'This
is your crime scene, what can your canine do?'
The FBI Agent
called his canine and said, 'J. Edgar.....do your stuff.' J Edgar jumped
to his feet........... ran around in circles, screwed the other three
canines, then defecated on each of them, called a press conference and
took sole credit for solving a long-lost missing person case!
FINALLY SOMEONE WITH HONOR!!
http://www.phillyburbs.com/my_town/bensalem/police-chief-responds-to-spending-concerns-in-penndel/article_151b14ff-4711-5d2b-bb57-9bcabe9fb5ca.html
Seems like everyone is a critic these days, and they especially want to be one with an honorable police chief. You know Haman, this is how an honorable public safety director is supposed to act. They don't use the police department as their own personal kingdom, show respect to the officers under their command, and they don't spend over $30 million on a police force that wastes the $$$ it's given!!
Seems like everyone is a critic these days, and they especially want to be one with an honorable police chief. You know Haman, this is how an honorable public safety director is supposed to act. They don't use the police department as their own personal kingdom, show respect to the officers under their command, and they don't spend over $30 million on a police force that wastes the $$$ it's given!!
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
SERIOUSLY?????????
http://bensalem.patch.com/articles/newsweek-names-patchhighschool-as-tk-high-school-in-usaDON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!
Too Late!! This was way too funny!! Just like the town, they don't deserve to be on a list. Except for most financially irresponsible and corrupt
Too Late!! This was way too funny!! Just like the town, they don't deserve to be on a list. Except for most financially irresponsible and corrupt
THE MASSES SPEAK
CHECK THIS VENT I FOUND THIS MORNING THE COURIER TIMES
Now is the time to rid ourselves of the biggest TAXING group in Bucks
County! I hope that all of you will join me in voting against all
incumbent school board members. Real change is needed and this will be a
good start!
Sam Picariello, Bensalem
MR PICARIELLO, I MOST
CERTAINLY AGREE. LET'S TAKE IT A STEP FURTHER, AND VOTE OUT ALL THE
INCUMBENT RATS IN COUNCIL, AND EVEN THE MAYOR!!
LIKE THEY REALLY CARE!!
http://www.phillyburbs.com/my_town/bensalem/bensalem-warns-residents-of-irs-fraud-reports/article_c12a49db-0339-5342-b925-ae7e17680a04.html
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH "YOUR MAJESTY". IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU TELL A WHOPPER IN SAYING HOW YOU RELATE TO THE HISPANIC COMMUNITY, WHEN YOU YOU KNOW YOU DON'T, BUT THIS?? DOES THE ATTEMPT TO REMOVE THE POLLING PLACE AT CREEKSIDE RING ANY BELLS?? THAT ARA IS NOT ONLY DEMOCRATIC, BUT HEAVILY POPULATED BY IMMIGRANTS, ESPECIALLY THE HINDU INDIAN COMMUNITY. THEY'RE ON TO YOU,AND THEY DON'T LIKE HOW YOU TREAT THEM OR THE TOKEN PEOPLE YOU GET TO REPRESENT THEM.
QUIT LYING!!!
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH "YOUR MAJESTY". IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU TELL A WHOPPER IN SAYING HOW YOU RELATE TO THE HISPANIC COMMUNITY, WHEN YOU YOU KNOW YOU DON'T, BUT THIS?? DOES THE ATTEMPT TO REMOVE THE POLLING PLACE AT CREEKSIDE RING ANY BELLS?? THAT ARA IS NOT ONLY DEMOCRATIC, BUT HEAVILY POPULATED BY IMMIGRANTS, ESPECIALLY THE HINDU INDIAN COMMUNITY. THEY'RE ON TO YOU,AND THEY DON'T LIKE HOW YOU TREAT THEM OR THE TOKEN PEOPLE YOU GET TO REPRESENT THEM.
QUIT LYING!!!
JEZEBEL EXPOSED!!
http://www.capitalisminstitute.org/the-benghazi-cover-rup/
Even Democrats are starting to slowly turn on the administration, openly admitting that the official story was nothing more than a lie. While nothing can bring back the dead, we owe it to them to seek the truth and to never stop until we find it.
BEFORE ANYONE TRIES BRINGING UP THE FALSEHOOD OF MAKING BUSH AND HIS ADMIN "WAR CRIMINALS" FOR THE IRAQ WAR, THINK ABOUT THESE FACTS. DURING THE MAIN THRUST OF THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN, WE NOT ONLY ELIMINATED A GREAT DEAL OF TOP TALIBAN AND AL QAEDA LEADERS, BUT WE SENT BIN LADEN'S #2 GUY (HIS SECOND IN COMMAND!) RUNNING INTO IRAQ WOUNDED, AND HUSSEIN WELCOMED HIM IN!! NOW I OW ABOUT ARABS AND PERSIANS NOT LIKING EACH OTHER, BUT REMEMBER THAT WHEN THERE IS A "COMMON ENEMY" (MAINLY THE U.S.), THEY PUT THAT ASIDE, AND NOT ONLY LET HIM IN, BUT MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR EVEN MORE MEMBERS OF AL QAEDA TO POUR IN. JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS, WHEN WE FIRST WENT INTO IRAQ, IN PARTICULAR, THE NORTHERN SECTION OF THE COUNTRY, THEY DISCOVERED THE REMAINS OF AN AL QAEDA TRAINING CAMP! (THIS WAS REPORTED STRAIGHT FROM THE AP, AND BROADCAST ON EVERY MAJOR NEWS OUTLET, SO YOUR ACCUSATION OF IT COMING ONLY FROM FOX NEWS IS FALSE!!) ALSO, SADDAM HAD THOSE WMD'S AND IT WAS PROVEN IN THE RESULTS OF THE UN VISITS FROM AS FAR BACK AS 1998. WHILE WE UNFORTUNATELY LEARNED THEY WERE NO LONGER THERE, HE STILL HAD THEM, AND GUESS WHAT HE DID WITH THEM?? USED THEM ON HIS OWN PEOPLE, AND HE SOLD THEM!! WHO YOU ASK?? LOOK IN THE DIRECTION OF SYRIA AND WHAT THEY'RE DOING RIGHT NOW!! AS FOR SADDAM, THIS MAN FASHIONED HIMSELF TO BE THE NEXT NEBUCHADNEZZAR AND WAS SETTING ABOUT TO MAKE IT A REALITY, BY REBUILDING BABYLON. HE WAS ALSO AN EVIL DESPICABLE MAN, WHO HAD HIS OWN FAMILY MEMBERS KILLED JUST FOR YUCKS, AND TWO SOCIOPATH RAPIST SONS, WHO ALL DESERVED WHAT THEY GOT.
Even Democrats are starting to slowly turn on the administration, openly admitting that the official story was nothing more than a lie. While nothing can bring back the dead, we owe it to them to seek the truth and to never stop until we find it.
BEFORE ANYONE TRIES BRINGING UP THE FALSEHOOD OF MAKING BUSH AND HIS ADMIN "WAR CRIMINALS" FOR THE IRAQ WAR, THINK ABOUT THESE FACTS. DURING THE MAIN THRUST OF THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN, WE NOT ONLY ELIMINATED A GREAT DEAL OF TOP TALIBAN AND AL QAEDA LEADERS, BUT WE SENT BIN LADEN'S #2 GUY (HIS SECOND IN COMMAND!) RUNNING INTO IRAQ WOUNDED, AND HUSSEIN WELCOMED HIM IN!! NOW I OW ABOUT ARABS AND PERSIANS NOT LIKING EACH OTHER, BUT REMEMBER THAT WHEN THERE IS A "COMMON ENEMY" (MAINLY THE U.S.), THEY PUT THAT ASIDE, AND NOT ONLY LET HIM IN, BUT MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR EVEN MORE MEMBERS OF AL QAEDA TO POUR IN. JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS, WHEN WE FIRST WENT INTO IRAQ, IN PARTICULAR, THE NORTHERN SECTION OF THE COUNTRY, THEY DISCOVERED THE REMAINS OF AN AL QAEDA TRAINING CAMP! (THIS WAS REPORTED STRAIGHT FROM THE AP, AND BROADCAST ON EVERY MAJOR NEWS OUTLET, SO YOUR ACCUSATION OF IT COMING ONLY FROM FOX NEWS IS FALSE!!) ALSO, SADDAM HAD THOSE WMD'S AND IT WAS PROVEN IN THE RESULTS OF THE UN VISITS FROM AS FAR BACK AS 1998. WHILE WE UNFORTUNATELY LEARNED THEY WERE NO LONGER THERE, HE STILL HAD THEM, AND GUESS WHAT HE DID WITH THEM?? USED THEM ON HIS OWN PEOPLE, AND HE SOLD THEM!! WHO YOU ASK?? LOOK IN THE DIRECTION OF SYRIA AND WHAT THEY'RE DOING RIGHT NOW!! AS FOR SADDAM, THIS MAN FASHIONED HIMSELF TO BE THE NEXT NEBUCHADNEZZAR AND WAS SETTING ABOUT TO MAKE IT A REALITY, BY REBUILDING BABYLON. HE WAS ALSO AN EVIL DESPICABLE MAN, WHO HAD HIS OWN FAMILY MEMBERS KILLED JUST FOR YUCKS, AND TWO SOCIOPATH RAPIST SONS, WHO ALL DESERVED WHAT THEY GOT.
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