Hey BTPD!!

http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/local/courier_times_news/police-drunk-suspect-attacked-police-officers/article_2d8ad8a9-9515-59be-afcb-f7f1a84921cc.html#.T7K6KSbvUWU.facebook

When approaching a drunk idiot like this, NEVER under any circumstances take away a man's vodka. Try using some tact, instead of provoking someone not in control of their faculties. Of course, you have no knowledge of how to do this, since Haman doesn't train you properly in this area.